1 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:10,068 [whistles] 2 00:00:10,068 --> 00:00:11,724 Come on! It's picture time! 3 00:00:11,724 --> 00:00:14,206 [upbeat music] 4 00:00:14,206 --> 00:00:15,413 ♪ In the Loud House ♪ 5 00:00:15,413 --> 00:00:17,206 ♪ Really Loud House ♪ 6 00:00:18,103 --> 00:00:20,310 [bright cheerful music] 7 00:00:20,310 --> 00:00:23,103 [indistinct chatter] 8 00:00:23,103 --> 00:00:27,931 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:27,931 --> 00:00:29,586 Action! 10 00:00:29,586 --> 00:00:31,448 [nervously] If you're a Royal Woods' middle schooler, 11 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,379 today is the biggest day of the year, 12 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:35,172 then annual Kangaroo Hop, 13 00:00:35,172 --> 00:00:37,034 the Super Bowl of middle school dances. 14 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:40,655 Cut, you're all stiff like a baby calf in a blizzard. 15 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:42,000 Sorry, Liam. 16 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,275 Haven't you ever talked to a camera before? 17 00:00:44,275 --> 00:00:46,206 Liam is really excited about getting 18 00:00:46,206 --> 00:00:48,551 to shoot his first solo Action News' piece, 19 00:00:48,551 --> 00:00:50,517 a documentary about the Kangaroo Hop. 20 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,103 You know what? I'm gonna scrap the openin' 21 00:00:52,103 --> 00:00:54,758 for now and get some B-roll of the decorations committee. 22 00:00:54,758 --> 00:00:57,586 [laughs] Oh, and there's the Clyde-meister. 23 00:00:57,586 --> 00:00:59,862 Hey, snap a sweet pic of us. 24 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,724 [both laugh] 25 00:01:02,724 --> 00:01:05,586 My name is Rusty Spokes, and I'm in sixth grade, 26 00:01:05,586 --> 00:01:07,655 which is the coolest grade in middle school. 27 00:01:07,655 --> 00:01:10,862 I'm a Capricorn, and I can bench 71 pounds. 28 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:11,931 Charlie Uggo. 29 00:01:11,931 --> 00:01:13,275 I'm in sixth grade as well. 30 00:01:13,275 --> 00:01:15,413 I'm really excited for my first Kangaroo Hop. 31 00:01:15,413 --> 00:01:18,172 Oh, and I guess my favorite color is obviously pink. 32 00:01:18,172 --> 00:01:21,137 My favorite color is your eyes. 33 00:01:21,137 --> 00:01:23,413 That is a Rusty original. 34 00:01:25,517 --> 00:01:29,137 [both laughing] 35 00:01:29,137 --> 00:01:30,413 It must be tough to watch Rusty 36 00:01:30,413 --> 00:01:31,931 with the girl of your dreams. 37 00:01:31,931 --> 00:01:33,862 I'm actually happy for those two. 38 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:35,896 And you know what? It's nice just being friends 39 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,068 with Charlie. 40 00:01:37,068 --> 00:01:38,448 You're a pretty evolved guy, Lincoln. 41 00:01:38,448 --> 00:01:40,448 Hey, you know, I quoted you twice 42 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:42,379 in my session with Dr. Lopez last week. 43 00:01:42,379 --> 00:01:44,448 Therapy shout-out. I'll take it. 44 00:01:44,448 --> 00:01:46,344 Did you tell her about your seagull nightmare? 45 00:01:46,344 --> 00:01:48,344 I'm working up to it. 46 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:52,275 [both laugh] 47 00:01:52,275 --> 00:01:55,000 Mm, putting a fresh coat of gold paint 48 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,137 on the thrones, huh? 49 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:57,862 [laughs] 50 00:01:57,862 --> 00:02:00,137 Yep. 51 00:02:00,137 --> 00:02:01,896 Well, they look great, but they're not very comfortable 52 00:02:01,896 --> 00:02:03,965 to sit in. [laughs] 53 00:02:03,965 --> 00:02:06,620 I would know because I've sat in them. 54 00:02:07,931 --> 00:02:11,275 I won. I was the Kangaroo Queen. 55 00:02:11,275 --> 00:02:13,724 I have a girlfriend. 56 00:02:15,586 --> 00:02:17,379 And who are you? 57 00:02:17,379 --> 00:02:20,965 I'm Lori Loud, former Kangaroo Queen. 58 00:02:20,965 --> 00:02:22,310 Hop hop. [laughs] 59 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,793 Oh, hey, Mrs. Loud. 60 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:27,344 I also attended the Kangaroo Hop 61 00:02:27,344 --> 00:02:30,103 in middle school. 62 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:32,137 I did not get a crown. 63 00:02:32,137 --> 00:02:34,310 Because you were runner-up. 64 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:36,206 Yes. 65 00:02:36,206 --> 00:02:37,517 There's no prize for runner-up? 66 00:02:37,517 --> 00:02:39,551 I did get a gift certificate 67 00:02:39,551 --> 00:02:42,965 to the Royal Woods' Lumber Yard. 68 00:02:42,965 --> 00:02:44,620 [clears throat] 69 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:46,931 Can I try on your crown? - I would love to. 70 00:02:46,931 --> 00:02:50,344 Unfortunately, I swore an oath to the Kangaroo Kourt 71 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:56,586 to honor and upload the bylaws therein of crown etiquette. 72 00:02:56,586 --> 00:02:59,275 A simple "no" would have sufficed. 73 00:03:01,034 --> 00:03:02,482 Boo! 74 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:05,793 More like "roo" as in "kangaroo." 75 00:03:05,793 --> 00:03:08,862 [both laugh] - Well then, g'day, mate. 76 00:03:08,862 --> 00:03:11,655 [sighs] Ooh. 77 00:03:11,655 --> 00:03:15,034 Crikey! - [laughs] 78 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,241 I am Lincoln Loud. 79 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:22,172 I'm going solo to the dance. 80 00:03:22,172 --> 00:03:24,620 I was going to take my fellow Action News correspondent 81 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:27,586 Stella, as a friend, but she's at a science fair. 82 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:30,206 She's killing it on the science fair circuit. 83 00:03:30,206 --> 00:03:31,724 My name is Clyde McBride, 84 00:03:31,724 --> 00:03:33,344 and I'm going to the Kangaroo Hop 85 00:03:33,344 --> 00:03:35,275 with my dad's chiropractor's daughter. 86 00:03:35,275 --> 00:03:37,068 Her name is Marnie Steppenberg, 87 00:03:37,068 --> 00:03:41,379 and according to her father, she is very well-adjusted. 88 00:03:41,379 --> 00:03:44,413 That's a chiropractor joke. 89 00:03:44,413 --> 00:03:46,068 So your dad set you up? 90 00:03:46,068 --> 00:03:47,551 Interesting. 91 00:03:47,551 --> 00:03:50,448 Would they be open to settin' down for a spell? 92 00:03:50,448 --> 00:03:52,793 Uh, they don't really like talking about me. 93 00:03:52,793 --> 00:03:54,517 - We are Clyde's dads. - Hi. 94 00:03:54,517 --> 00:03:55,931 I'm Harold. This is Howard. 95 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:57,172 Uh! Wait a minute. 96 00:03:57,172 --> 00:03:59,241 I'm Howard. Oh, my gosh. 97 00:03:59,241 --> 00:04:01,034 I am so nervous. 98 00:04:01,034 --> 00:04:05,379 We are so proud of our Clyde and all of his accomplishments. 99 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,620 - Yay! - [laughs] 100 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:09,862 Let's see here. First tooth. First crawl. 101 00:04:09,862 --> 00:04:11,965 Oh, he could crawl like the wind. 102 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:14,206 Aw. - First airplane ride. 103 00:04:14,206 --> 00:04:16,034 That's when he found out that peanuts were free. 104 00:04:16,034 --> 00:04:18,103 And we found out he was allergic to peanuts. 105 00:04:18,103 --> 00:04:21,448 Oh, yes, but there is one milestone 106 00:04:21,448 --> 00:04:22,965 we have yet to fill in. 107 00:04:22,965 --> 00:04:24,586 First first love. 108 00:04:24,586 --> 00:04:27,068 - [coos] - Our Clyde is in middle school 109 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:30,068 but he hasn't exactly clicked with that special someone. 110 00:04:30,068 --> 00:04:31,379 Enter us. 111 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:32,758 Click. [both laugh] 112 00:04:32,758 --> 00:04:34,413 Tonight we're hoping that Clyde 113 00:04:34,413 --> 00:04:36,137 will be holding hands 114 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:38,413 with a certain chiropractor's daughter. 115 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:41,137 Ooh, can I tell him the story about the day we met? 116 00:04:41,137 --> 00:04:42,344 Oh, boy. Okay. 117 00:04:42,344 --> 00:04:44,482 Well, let me get a tissue first. 118 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:47,655 Okay, go. - It was November 2004. 119 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,724 I had just moved to town, and there was an art exhibit 120 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:50,965 at the community center. 121 00:04:50,965 --> 00:04:53,137 I saw this one from across the room, 122 00:04:53,137 --> 00:04:55,896 and I noticed we both had the same jacket. 123 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,551 Guy Girrard's double-breasted parka. 124 00:04:57,551 --> 00:04:59,000 Cut to the coat check, 125 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,517 and we accidentally put on each other's jackets. 126 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:03,965 When we switched back, this one, 127 00:05:03,965 --> 00:05:05,586 being the gentleman that he is, 128 00:05:05,586 --> 00:05:07,034 put mine on for me. 129 00:05:07,034 --> 00:05:10,206 When my hand came through that sleeve, 130 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:12,034 his hand was right there. 131 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:14,068 It was electric. 132 00:05:14,068 --> 00:05:16,206 We've been holding hands ever since. 133 00:05:16,206 --> 00:05:17,310 [both laugh] 134 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:18,517 [lively sports music] 135 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:20,000 Howdy, sports fans. 136 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,655 This is your old pal, AJ Squaredaway, 137 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,655 and welcome to Volcanoes baseball. 138 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:26,862 Pitching today for the Volcanoes, 139 00:05:26,862 --> 00:05:29,448 flame-throwing rookie sensation, 140 00:05:29,448 --> 00:05:31,103 Cannonball Wilson. 141 00:05:31,103 --> 00:05:33,310 Hey, Lynn, I'm rolling out some new appetizers 142 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,689 for Lynn's Table, and I would love to get some feedback. 143 00:05:35,689 --> 00:05:37,965 Not now, Dad. Cannonball Wilson is pitching. 144 00:05:37,965 --> 00:05:40,206 This guy could throw a pork chop past a hungry wolf. 145 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,482 Oh, speaking of pork chops, 146 00:05:41,482 --> 00:05:42,793 you wanna try this pork dumpling 147 00:05:42,793 --> 00:05:44,310 and maybe I can ask you a few questions? 148 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:45,862 [tense music] 149 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:48,689 Okay, I see you twirling a baseball bat, 150 00:05:48,689 --> 00:05:50,586 so I'm going to leave these here 151 00:05:50,586 --> 00:05:53,896 with a brief questionnaire. 152 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,724 I'm leaving. [clears throat] 153 00:05:55,724 --> 00:05:59,758 [light playful music] 154 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,448 Say that again, Clyde? 155 00:06:03,448 --> 00:06:04,931 Oh, okay. So you're gonna take 156 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:09,241 the pre-dance pictures at the Louds' house. 157 00:06:09,241 --> 00:06:10,931 Uh-huh, okay, and, uh, 158 00:06:10,931 --> 00:06:14,517 and Lincoln's dad is making special appetizers. 159 00:06:14,517 --> 00:06:15,724 Oh, that sounds delicious. 160 00:06:15,724 --> 00:06:16,793 All right, Clyde. 161 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,482 Well, I want you to have fun. 162 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:19,655 This is your big day. 163 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:21,310 [laughs] All right. 164 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:22,724 Mwah. 165 00:06:22,724 --> 00:06:24,793 [both scream] 166 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:26,793 [breathing heavily] 167 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:29,758 Apparently the Louds have burgled our milestone. 168 00:06:29,758 --> 00:06:32,310 What kind of people steal the most important moment 169 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:34,068 of a child's life and don't have the decency 170 00:06:34,068 --> 00:06:36,379 to extend an invitation to the parents of said child? 171 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:38,931 I guess 11 children isn't enough for them. 172 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:41,448 I say this without the slightest bit of hyperbole. 173 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:43,758 The Louds have ruined our lives. 174 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:45,758 - Howard. - [cries] 175 00:06:47,344 --> 00:06:50,034 [chewing sounds] 176 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:51,206 Mmm. 177 00:06:52,344 --> 00:06:54,448 Mmm. 178 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:58,379 This is the best bacon-wrapped scallop I ever tasted. 179 00:06:58,379 --> 00:07:01,344 "Best ever." 180 00:07:01,344 --> 00:07:02,517 Hey, uh, you told your dads 181 00:07:02,517 --> 00:07:03,793 about coming over tonight, right? 182 00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:05,241 Uh, absolutely. 183 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,137 Mmm. 184 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:10,655 [cheerful music] 185 00:07:10,655 --> 00:07:12,724 [indistinct chatter] 186 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:16,862 ♪ ♪ 187 00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:19,034 In sixth grade, I was in the Kangaroo Kourt. 188 00:07:19,034 --> 00:07:21,137 In eighth, I took the crown. 189 00:07:21,137 --> 00:07:22,206 [laughter] 190 00:07:22,206 --> 00:07:24,275 [high-pitched] G'day, Charlie. 191 00:07:24,275 --> 00:07:26,827 ♪ Korn dogs, you gotta get a Korn dog ♪ 192 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:28,758 ♪ Just past the center of town ♪ 193 00:07:28,758 --> 00:07:30,931 If you're heading west. [both laugh] 194 00:07:32,275 --> 00:07:35,137 [balloon squeaking] 195 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:38,551 [gasps] Thanks, Lincoln. 196 00:07:39,413 --> 00:07:42,172 I've literally never made a balloon animal before. 197 00:07:42,172 --> 00:07:43,655 This is so cool. 198 00:07:43,655 --> 00:07:46,827 [lively sports music] 199 00:07:46,827 --> 00:07:48,862 Ooh, a swing and a miss. 200 00:07:48,862 --> 00:07:51,724 - Yes! - Cannonball is perfect again. 201 00:07:51,724 --> 00:07:54,000 [humming] 202 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,206 [door closes] - Hey. 203 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,172 The Red Roosters have no runs, Lincoln. 204 00:07:59,172 --> 00:08:00,551 Great. 205 00:08:00,551 --> 00:08:04,724 They have no runs and no... "other things." 206 00:08:04,724 --> 00:08:07,827 And it's the top of the sixth. - Cool? 207 00:08:07,827 --> 00:08:09,103 Do you understand what I'm saying, Lincoln? 208 00:08:09,103 --> 00:08:10,620 I'm sorry, Lynn. I'm kind of a casual 209 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:13,344 baseball fan. - For the casual baseball fan, 210 00:08:13,344 --> 00:08:15,586 lemme explain what's happening here. 211 00:08:15,586 --> 00:08:18,241 You see, ol' Cannonball's throwin' a no-hitter. 212 00:08:18,241 --> 00:08:21,034 Now superstition says none of his teammates 213 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,172 can say "boo" about it. 214 00:08:23,172 --> 00:08:25,689 See folks, when a pitcher is on a roll, 215 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:29,379 the last thang you wanna do is make a big thang out of it 216 00:08:29,379 --> 00:08:31,448 because he'll get in his own head, 217 00:08:31,448 --> 00:08:35,517 give up a homer, and it's bye-bye no-no. 218 00:08:35,517 --> 00:08:36,793 You see, Lincoln? 219 00:08:36,793 --> 00:08:38,931 Yeah, the guy's doing great, 220 00:08:38,931 --> 00:08:40,310 and if people tell him he's doing great, 221 00:08:40,310 --> 00:08:42,310 it'll jinx him, and he'll stop doing great. 222 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:43,586 Gotta go. 223 00:08:43,586 --> 00:08:45,275 Hey there, Casanova. 224 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,172 You're doing pretty good with Charlie. 225 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:48,793 What are you talking about? 226 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:50,034 As a former Kangaroo Queen, 227 00:08:50,034 --> 00:08:52,034 I know a little something about young love. 228 00:08:52,034 --> 00:08:53,068 You're cracking her up, 229 00:08:53,068 --> 00:08:54,517 you're making her balloon animals, 230 00:08:54,517 --> 00:08:56,965 and from where I'm standing, it's working. 231 00:08:56,965 --> 00:08:58,482 You're on a roll, Lincoln. 232 00:08:58,482 --> 00:08:59,965 I am? 233 00:08:59,965 --> 00:09:01,965 Yeah, I guess I am. 234 00:09:01,965 --> 00:09:04,103 - Big mistake. - What? 235 00:09:04,103 --> 00:09:06,206 Lincoln was doing great, and then you told him 236 00:09:06,206 --> 00:09:08,482 he was doing great, and now he's gonna stop doing great 237 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,655 because he's in his own head. 238 00:09:10,655 --> 00:09:11,827 You jinxed him. 239 00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:13,827 That's ridiculous. 240 00:09:13,827 --> 00:09:16,275 Literally. [scoffs] 241 00:09:17,862 --> 00:09:20,034 Oh, hey, Lincoln. 242 00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:21,758 Can you make me another kangaroo balloon? 243 00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:23,000 I named this one Charlie, 244 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,448 and I wanna name the other one Lincoln. 245 00:09:24,448 --> 00:09:26,275 No problemo. 246 00:09:28,379 --> 00:09:30,413 [dramatic music] 247 00:09:32,034 --> 00:09:33,517 I'm not jinxed. 248 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:36,241 [dramatic music crescendos] 249 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:42,517 Lynn's totally wrong with her no-hitter theory. 250 00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:44,172 Everything is fine. 251 00:09:44,172 --> 00:09:46,586 I mean, sure, I wasn't aware I was doing great with Charlie, 252 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,896 and now I am. 253 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:50,310 But that's not gonna change anything. 254 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:53,586 I'm still gonna be the same confident guy I've always been. 255 00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:55,724 I'm the plan with the man. 256 00:09:55,724 --> 00:09:58,862 [light playful music] 257 00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:02,931 I'm just gonna go downstairs and be the same confident guy 258 00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:04,793 I've always been. 259 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,275 It's all good. 260 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,482 Aah! 261 00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:11,448 [groaning] 262 00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:14,413 [tense music] 263 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:21,034 ♪ ♪ 264 00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:24,586 Oh, are those the skewers I've heard so much about? 265 00:10:24,586 --> 00:10:27,206 Oh, people are talkin'. 266 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,655 Can you see him? Did you see him? 267 00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:31,620 Are you seeing him? Can you see him? 268 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:33,275 Did you see him? 269 00:10:33,275 --> 00:10:36,827 When I see him, I will tell you. 270 00:10:38,586 --> 00:10:39,862 [gasps] Ooh, there's Clyde. 271 00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:41,137 Who is he with? 272 00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:42,620 How does he look? How is he feeling? 273 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:44,379 How am I feeling? Aah, talk to me! 274 00:10:44,379 --> 00:10:45,689 He's with Marnie. 275 00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,965 He looks contemplative. 276 00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:50,034 What? Let me see. 277 00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:51,862 He does look contemplative. [sighs] 278 00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,724 I cannot believe that Clyde's in there having a milestone 279 00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:55,862 while we're out here looking through antique binoculars 280 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,068 that we got at that estate sale in Vermont. 281 00:10:57,068 --> 00:10:58,206 It was such a good trip. 282 00:10:58,206 --> 00:11:00,206 Oh, Clyde learned to tie his shoes 283 00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:01,931 on that trip. - I cannot believe 284 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,931 the Louds didn't invite us. 285 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,448 Next time I see that Lynn Loud Sr., I'm gonna 286 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:09,172 [in a deep voice] give him my deep voice. 287 00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:10,827 [knocking] - Hey, guys. 288 00:11:10,827 --> 00:11:12,068 - Well, hi! - Hi! 289 00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:13,965 We're just out driving around. 290 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,793 Yeah, doing the real estate thing. 291 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,103 We're looky-loos. [both laugh] 292 00:11:17,103 --> 00:11:18,379 Hey, where ya been? 293 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,241 Clyde told you we invited you, right? 294 00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:22,034 [happy music distorts] 295 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,172 both: Of course he did. 296 00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:26,103 Oh, get in here. Hey, I love your ride. 297 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,758 [both laugh] It's no Vanzilla. 298 00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:29,931 [both laugh] 299 00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:31,931 [both gasp] 300 00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:38,758 Time to get this train back on the tracks. 301 00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:42,000 You two look absolutely adorable. 302 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,448 Apropos of nothing, do you have a coat 303 00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:45,172 that Clyde could help you put on later? 304 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,655 Yeah. 305 00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:48,965 [high-pitched] Showtime. 306 00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:51,689 G'day, mate. I'm a boxing kangaroo. 307 00:11:51,689 --> 00:11:53,034 Boo. [both laugh] 308 00:11:53,034 --> 00:11:54,517 Whoo! Whoo! - [grunts] 309 00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,103 - Oh! - Oh. 310 00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:57,793 [voice deepens] I'm so sorry. 311 00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:58,931 It's okay. 312 00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:00,413 My dad can fix it. 313 00:12:00,413 --> 00:12:01,896 Oh, yes, he can. 314 00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:03,068 - He can do it. - He's opening a second office. 315 00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:05,206 He's a miracle worker. 316 00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:07,379 So, uh, Lincoln, who's your date? 317 00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:09,758 I'm actually going solo to the dance. 318 00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:12,241 Which I think is really cool. 319 00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:14,655 She thinks I'm really cool. 320 00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:18,586 Wait, "really cool"? 321 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:20,137 Is she being sarcastic? 322 00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:23,482 Because going to the dance by yourself really isn't cool. 323 00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:25,862 Oh, my gosh. She thinks I'm not cool! 324 00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,827 You gotta fix this, Lincoln. 325 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:29,965 Say something cool. 326 00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:31,965 I'm taking my sister to the dance! 327 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,137 Okay? 328 00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:39,724 Which is cool, because a lot of guys wouldn't do that. 329 00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:43,517 It takes a lot of confidence to take your sister to a dance. 330 00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:45,655 And I'm very confident. 331 00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:48,379 And cool. 332 00:12:48,379 --> 00:12:51,172 As you know. 333 00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:53,310 Whew. Nice save, Lincoln. 334 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:55,275 Now all I need to do is get one of my sisters 335 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,965 to go to the dance with me, and I'm back in the game. 336 00:12:57,965 --> 00:12:59,137 [laughing] It's a bad idea. 337 00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:00,482 [laughing] It's a terrible idea. 338 00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:01,448 Picture? 339 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,965 I know you're busy, Luan. 340 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,241 But if you change your mind, I could get matching suits 341 00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:07,655 for me and Mr. Coconuts. - Pffft! 342 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:09,137 [dramatic musical sting] - Hello, Lincoln. 343 00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:11,068 I hear you need a companion to accompany you 344 00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:12,827 to your sacred dance ritual. 345 00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,724 Lucy, you're a lifesaver, 346 00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:17,482 and you don't have to worry about what to wear because-- 347 00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:19,068 I can't go. 348 00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:20,482 I've made a blood promise to Edwin 349 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:24,000 that we'd attend our first dance together. 350 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,793 [sighs] 351 00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:29,103 How can a guy with ten sisters not have one that wants to go 352 00:13:29,103 --> 00:13:30,896 to a middle school dance with him? 353 00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:33,310 All right, it's Lynn or bust. 354 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,689 - Hey, Lincoln, how's it going? - Terrible. 355 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,965 Ever since you told me I was doing great with Charlie, 356 00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:39,344 I've done nothing but bomb. 357 00:13:39,344 --> 00:13:41,310 Okay, it can't be that bad. 358 00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:42,793 I kangaroo-punched Clyde's date, 359 00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:45,344 then bragged about taking my sister to a dance, 360 00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:46,758 which, by the way, was a lie, 361 00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,724 because everyone except for Lynn turned me down, 362 00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,965 including you. 363 00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:53,241 Maybe I'll take this fern. 364 00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,586 I'll be the man with the plant. 365 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,482 I'm sorry, Lincoln, but as a former Kangaroo Queen, 366 00:13:58,482 --> 00:14:00,724 I can only be seen with former Kangaroo Royalty. 367 00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:03,586 I know. You explained the Pouch Promise. 368 00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,689 [laughs] Oh, so you understand. 369 00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:09,551 Well... 370 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:12,965 it says nothing in here about a Pouch Promise. 371 00:14:12,965 --> 00:14:14,000 I can confirm that. 372 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,206 - [sighs] - Nothing. 373 00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:18,517 So according to that there book, 374 00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:20,586 you should be able to try on the crown. 375 00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:21,931 [upbeat music] 376 00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:25,551 It was literally added in the bylaws in 1991. 377 00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:27,103 Ah. 378 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:32,620 [lively sports music] 379 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:35,068 Three outs to go for Cannonball. 380 00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:39,413 Man, this place is buzzin' like a beehive in July. 381 00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,827 My goosebumps have goosebumps. Whoo! 382 00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:43,793 I'm not going to the dance with you, Lincoln. 383 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:45,137 [sighs] 384 00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:47,482 Lincoln, I figured out what your problem is. 385 00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,931 When you weren't trying, Charlie liked you. 386 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,310 But now you're trying so hard 387 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,758 that you literally reek of desperation. 388 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,517 So we need to get you back to the point 389 00:14:54,517 --> 00:14:56,000 where Charlie felt like you didn't care. 390 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,172 You're right. 391 00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:58,724 It's so obvious. 392 00:14:58,724 --> 00:14:59,931 Thank you, Lori. 393 00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,620 Now I completely understand women. 394 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:03,310 [upbeat music] 395 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:04,862 There he is. Hey, Lincoln. 396 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,931 Enough, Charlie. 397 00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:07,448 [music fades] 398 00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:10,758 I don't like you. I just don't. 399 00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:12,931 [crowd applause on TV] 400 00:15:12,931 --> 00:15:16,103 And here's the pitch from Cannonball. 401 00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:18,137 I hope this clears everything up. 402 00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:20,551 Jeez, Lincoln. 403 00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:22,827 Sorry. [bat clacks] 404 00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:26,586 Oh, no. It's a swing and a drive to deep left! 405 00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:29,034 Oh! That ain't coming back, folks. 406 00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,241 [groans] 407 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,517 Well, you really did it this time, Lincoln. 408 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:38,551 Things couldn't get any worse. 409 00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:40,034 Pfftt. 410 00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:44,172 6:15. Seems like a good enough time to go to bed. 411 00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:47,206 [door creaks open] - Come on, Lincoln. 412 00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:50,103 [soft music] 413 00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:52,724 Tough night, huh, buddy? 414 00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:54,137 Nothing personal, Liam. 415 00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,310 Could you please turn that camera off? 416 00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:57,000 I'm really not in the mood. 417 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,241 Sure thing, Linc. 418 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:04,137 Have you ever really wanted something... 419 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,310 and just messed it up? 420 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,034 Sure, plenty of times. 421 00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:11,793 [sighs] That's the way I feel with Charlie. 422 00:16:11,793 --> 00:16:15,000 Okay, gather around, kangaroos. 423 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,689 [laughs] [light dinging] 424 00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:19,724 Ten minutes before we hop off to the dance. 425 00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,758 [cowbell ringing] 426 00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:24,724 And nine minutes to turn in your appetizer feedback 427 00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,275 questionnaires. - I repeat, 428 00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:28,827 ten minutes until the moment we've all been waiting for. 429 00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:31,620 And now, the moment we've all been waiting for, 430 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,827 this year's Kangaroo Queen is... 431 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,827 Brenda Wilkinson. 432 00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:38,413 Oh, thank you! 433 00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,758 [whispering] What is she doing? 434 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:43,517 Oh, my God, how embarrassing. [scattered applause] 435 00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:47,379 Th--thank you for voting for Brenda. 436 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,586 I-I was just thinking, um... [laughs] 437 00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,413 how much I did not wanna win, 438 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,517 so thank you for not voting for me. 439 00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:58,896 [whispering continues] 440 00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:02,206 Please, um, enjoy the rest of your night. 441 00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:04,413 And make smart choices. 442 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,344 Kangaroo Hop, people! 443 00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:09,655 This is the biggest night of the year. 444 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:10,793 We get it. [forced laughs] 445 00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:11,931 Big night. 446 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,965 Just keep your expectations low. 447 00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:16,379 Everybody, make sure you have your phones, 448 00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:21,000 your tickets to the dance, and your jackets. 449 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,206 Ten minutes until Clyde helps Marnie put on her jacket. 450 00:17:24,206 --> 00:17:25,655 9 minutes and 50 seconds. 451 00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:27,965 Two hands will dangle ever so closely. 452 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,379 9 minutes, 46 seconds. 453 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:31,344 And this milestone will take its place 454 00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:33,241 in the pages of destiny. 455 00:17:33,241 --> 00:17:35,137 - [laughs] - You fellars about done? 456 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,689 I gotta start cuttin' some of this footage together. 457 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:38,689 Oh. 458 00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:40,655 Nothing personal, Liam. 459 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,655 Could you please turn that camera off? 460 00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:46,068 - Plenty of times. - [sighs] 461 00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:48,896 That's the way I feel with Charlie. 462 00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:53,827 Charlie's sweet and funny and really pretty. 463 00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,655 [emotional music] 464 00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:58,620 And I know my sister said that I can't tell her that, 465 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,137 but it's the truth, and I messed it up. 466 00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:03,689 And I'm feeling it right here. 467 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,586 Also I may have bruised my ribs 468 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,241 falling down the stairs. 469 00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:12,379 Charlie probably won't ever wanna talk to me again. 470 00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:14,724 But if she did, here's what I'd say. 471 00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:17,275 I really like you, Charlie. 472 00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:21,241 ♪ ♪ 473 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:24,310 I mean, I'd say it better than that, but... 474 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:27,862 I really like her. 475 00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:29,758 Farm boy! Grab your accoutrements. 476 00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:30,896 We have a fairy-tale ending 477 00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:33,241 for whatever it is you're doing. 478 00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:35,896 Come on! 479 00:18:39,448 --> 00:18:40,724 [grand music] 480 00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,793 Lemme get that. 481 00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:43,965 [gasps] 482 00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:46,965 [romantic music] 483 00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:53,689 ♪ ♪ 484 00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:00,310 [music distorts, stops] 485 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,482 - Thanks, Clyde. - Sure. 486 00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:04,068 [groans] 487 00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,620 Cannonball blew the game. 488 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,413 I can be your date to that dance. 489 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,206 He already has a date. 490 00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:12,034 ♪ ♪ 491 00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:15,034 You wanna go with me? 492 00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:18,241 I saw your interview. 493 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,137 I really like you too. 494 00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:23,965 I'd be honored to take you to the dance. 495 00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,793 Wait, what about Rusty? 496 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:28,241 We broke up a couple weeks ago. 497 00:19:28,241 --> 00:19:30,586 He didn't tell you? 498 00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:36,655 - Hey. - You don't deserve this. 499 00:19:38,758 --> 00:19:40,655 [sentimental music] 500 00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:43,137 [chattering indistinctly] 501 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:45,137 Oh. [laughs] 502 00:19:45,137 --> 00:19:51,103 ♪ ♪ 503 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:53,379 It's chillier than I thought. 504 00:19:53,379 --> 00:19:54,965 Allow me. 505 00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:16,103 - Aww. - Aww. 506 00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:17,620 Aww. 507 00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,310 You have your milestone. 508 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:23,965 Yep, somebody gave my pigs in a blanket a perfect ten. 509 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:26,068 [laughs] 510 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,965 That crown would've looked so good on me. 511 00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:33,275 You know, it's funny you should mention that 512 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:36,517 because I happen to have found this. 513 00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,379 It's crazy, right? - [laughs] 514 00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:42,034 You will always be my queen. 515 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,379 Aww. 516 00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:45,551 Brenda Wilkinson doesn't hold a candle to you. 517 00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:48,034 - Oh, honey. - [laughs] 518 00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:52,551 Did this have pork dumplings in it? 519 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,241 Oh, there's still some in there. 520 00:20:54,241 --> 00:20:55,448 [engine turns] Bye! 521 00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:57,689 - Whoo! - Have fun! 522 00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,379 - Drive safe! - Let's go to the dance, guys. 523 00:21:00,379 --> 00:21:02,655 - Yeah! - Yes! 524 00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:05,482 [Huey Lewis The News' "The Power of Love"] 525 00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:10,482 ♪ ♪ 526 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,448 ♪ The power of love ♪ 527 00:21:16,448 --> 00:21:18,827 ♪ Is a curious thing ♪ 528 00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:20,448 ♪ Make one man weep ♪ 529 00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,655 ♪ Make another man sing ♪ 530 00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:24,448 ♪ Change a hawk ♪ 531 00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:26,620 ♪ To a little white dove ♪ 532 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,965 ♪ More than a feelin' ♪ 533 00:21:28,965 --> 00:21:31,103 ♪ That's the power of love ♪ 534 00:21:31,103 --> 00:21:34,862 ♪ ♪ 535 00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:37,137 ♪ Tougher than diamonds ♪ 536 00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:38,655 ♪ Rich like cream ♪ 537 00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:40,724 ♪ Stronger and harder ♪ 538 00:21:40,724 --> 00:21:43,379 ♪ Than a bad girl's dream ♪ 539 00:21:43,379 --> 00:21:44,793 ♪ Make a bad one good ♪ 540 00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:47,206 ♪ Ooh, make a wrong one right ♪ 541 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:51,655 ♪ The power of love will keep you home at night ♪ 542 00:21:51,655 --> 00:21:53,344 ♪ You don't need money ♪ 543 00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:55,482 ♪ Don't take fame ♪ 544 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,862 ♪ Don't need no credit card ♪ 545 00:21:56,862 --> 00:21:58,931 ♪ To ride this train ♪ 546 00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,931 ♪ It's strong and it's sudden ♪ 547 00:22:00,931 --> 00:22:03,275 ♪ And it's cruel sometimes ♪ 548 00:22:03,275 --> 00:22:07,620 ♪ But it might just save your life ♪ 549 00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,689 ♪ That's the power of love ♪ 550 00:22:12,034 --> 00:22:13,586 ♪ You don't need money ♪ 551 00:22:13,586 --> 00:22:15,655 ♪ Don't take fame ♪ 552 00:22:15,655 --> 00:22:19,206 ♪ Don't need no credit card to ride this train ♪ 553 00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:21,034 ♪ It's strong and it's sudden ♪ 554 00:22:21,034 --> 00:22:23,137 ♪ And it's cruel sometimes ♪ 555 00:22:23,137 --> 00:22:27,793 ♪ But it might just save your life ♪ 556 00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:30,620 ♪ That's the power of love ♪ 557 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,275 ♪ That's the power of love ♪ 558 00:22:34,275 --> 00:22:36,206 ♪ ♪ 559 00:22:36,256 --> 00:22:40,806 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0